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[hackitude]

Geez. That's rough. Sorry about your world, kiddo.

[vaccination]

its not so bad if u like the postapocalyptic genre

[hackitude]

I like it okay... in the movies! Not in real life. God. I would probably die. Let's be real. I am way not hardcore enough for that.

[vaccination]

u dont fight or anything?

[hackitude]

Um. I mean. I can handle a gun? My aim's gotten a lot better too. But as far as like... hand to hand combat goes, I'm still at a pretty basic level... I've been training, but I only just started, so. It's kind of... slow going.

[vaccination]

hand2hand sucks especially when ur a girl. someone comes at u with their fists u better have a knife

[hackitude]

That's why I have a gun now!

[vaccination]

gun AND knife is the way 2 go believe me
guns run out of bullets

[hackitude]

... Good point. I'll... keep it in mind!

[Skye's still not going to buy a knife, though. Something about the idea of knifing someone gives her the shivers.]

[vaccination]

all the dots make me think maybe not

[hackitude]

Yeah, I'm not really big on the whole... stabbing people... thing.

[vaccination]

i feel like i had this conversation recently

[Except it was with Jesse. He'd been pretty committed to saying he knew how to defend himself, but for some reason Ellie didn't REALLY buy it...]

[hackitude]

Yeah? And how did that go for you?

[vaccination]

not 2 good but guys r dumb i trust you 2 b logical

[hackitude]

That's a lot of trust. I'm not sure I can handle it.

[vaccination]

im serious though

[hackitude]

Okay! I get it. You're serious. Look, worst comes to worst, I have a mean right hook these days.

[vaccination]

yeah he said something like that 2
good teeth??

[hackitude]

Wait, what? What do teeth have to do with anything?

[vaccination]

if someone grabs u
teeth hurt

[hackitude]

Oh. Um. Okay. That's... cool.

It's really upsetting that you know this. Just fyi.

[vaccination]

i get that a lot

[hackitude]

Yeah, I'll bet.

Anyway, my teeth are good. Thanks.

[vaccination]

im pretty much a tank since i can regenerate so i can pass on my knowledge

[hackitude]

Wait. You can REGENERATE???