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[hackitude]

... Good point. I'll... keep it in mind!

[Skye's still not going to buy a knife, though. Something about the idea of knifing someone gives her the shivers.]

[vaccination]

all the dots make me think maybe not

[hackitude]

Yeah, I'm not really big on the whole... stabbing people... thing.

[vaccination]

i feel like i had this conversation recently

[Except it was with Jesse. He'd been pretty committed to saying he knew how to defend himself, but for some reason Ellie didn't REALLY buy it...]

[hackitude]

Yeah? And how did that go for you?

[vaccination]

not 2 good but guys r dumb i trust you 2 b logical

[hackitude]

That's a lot of trust. I'm not sure I can handle it.

[vaccination]

im serious though

[hackitude]

Okay! I get it. You're serious. Look, worst comes to worst, I have a mean right hook these days.

[vaccination]

yeah he said something like that 2
good teeth??

[hackitude]

Wait, what? What do teeth have to do with anything?

[vaccination]

if someone grabs u
teeth hurt

[hackitude]

Oh. Um. Okay. That's... cool.

It's really upsetting that you know this. Just fyi.

[vaccination]

i get that a lot

[hackitude]

Yeah, I'll bet.

Anyway, my teeth are good. Thanks.

[vaccination]

im pretty much a tank since i can regenerate so i can pass on my knowledge

[hackitude]

Wait. You can REGENERATE???

[vaccination]

[Oh yeah she was going to try and keep that a secret for forever...]

kinda yeah

[hackitude]

Holy shit. That's so cool! Is that like, a power you got here, or...?

[vaccination]

here. no super powers at home [Just unfortunate genetics.]

[hackitude]

Still. Soooooo cool.

You know, I know a guy with the same power. Well, maybe not entirely the same. Can you heal other people too?

[vaccination]

yeah??? same here. skinny guy that wears big clothes??
and yeah i can heal people but i havent tried it yet

[Mostly because it involves her blood.]

[hackitude]

That's him. His name's Jesse. He's pretty cool.

And hey, that's good. Hopefully you'll never need to use your powers here.

[vaccination]

yeah!1 Jesse is super cool i hang out with him a lot and bug him at work but i dont think he minds

[And she really hopes she never needs to heal someone. Joel has a bad habit of almost getting killed, though.]

[hackitude]

Lucky you. You must be seeing a lot of him lately, then.

[Since, you know. He's been busy with work :')??? Skye assumes??]