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[Ellie wonders if Wally ever stops eating. She'd ask, but he's already talking. So quick!]

Oh my god, where are you getting these from?

[runningstart]

I google some of 'em. [Another bite.]

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[A beat of silence.]

Uh, what?

[runningstart]

Google's a search engine. You use it to look stuff up online. [That explanation was surprisingly free of any kind of mocking or jokes.]

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[Maybe he's nicer when he's eating...]

Oh. [She doesn't really get it.] That bored today, huh? Nothing to watch?

[runningstart]

Mmm, I'm not really feeling Netflix. The relationship got too serious too fast, so we're on a break while we date other people.

how many food icons do you have

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[The eyeroll is audible.]

Is that all you ever think about?

believe it or not, not as many as the show offers

[runningstart]

Prrretty much, yeah.

i'm laughing so hard, they don't stop iusdbguisdbg

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I can tell.

[runningstart]

Okay, I got another joke. You're gonna love it.

So this lady has twins, and she gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mom. When she gets the picture, the lady tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "They're twins though. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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[That takes Ellie a few moments longer than it should; geography is not her strong point and she wonders if she needs to know where Spain and Egypt are in relation to each other. Apparently not!]

That's horrible! What the fuck, and you say I'm bad?

[runningstart]

I'm sorry that you're so intimidated by my great joke skills, but I'll take those comments as compliments.

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You seem desperate for 'em, so be my guest, Wally.

[runningstart]

Thanks, I appreciate it.

I'm gonna finish my dinner now, I'll talk to you later.

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Waitwaitwait, hold your horses. [Moody!] Do you like... pancakes?

[runningstart]

I like roughly 100% of all food, why?

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I happen to make awesome pancakes. [Awesome as in not burnt anymore.]

[runningstart]

...I happen to eat awesome pancakes.

Wow that's quite a coincidence, I mean, who would've thought it'd work out like that?

[vaccination]

Man, that's such a coincidence, you're right! Maybe tomorrow you can--[come over and get grilled by Joel and then watched like a hawk]

Uh, I mean, maybe tomorrow I can come over?

[runningstart]

That was pretty suspicious, pal. But sure, come over tomorrow morning. Show me your pancake skills.

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Your face is suspicious. But yeah, I'll be there.

[runningstart]

Cool. See you then. [Wally already feels a little better. He'll go make sure that the kitchen's stocked up once he hangs up.

Thanks, Ellie.]

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See ya.