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[JESUS FUCKING HELL god dammit]

Yeah, I will. He listens to me.

Good. Make sure Yunlan knows that too.

I hope all three of you don't make it a habit to be pains in the ass.

I think I've had exactly half a conversation with your pet before that isn't work related so I don't even plan to make a habit of acknowledging his existence, so any trouble's on him.

Probably for the best if you keep referring to him as my pet. Gross.

Well he obviously doesn't want to be called "James" or "Bucky".

Just call him B. It's easiest.

Too personal.

I used to call him Buddy because he introduced himself to me as THE ASSET and that's just too fucked up.

Super fucked up. Any idea why he started freaking out when I told him to fuck off? He looked twitchy, like he was going to start foaming with the mouth.

Did you literally just say fuck off?

Fuck off, get out of my face, leave me alone? Something like that.

Beats me. Probably something in his file somewhere, but in general he's pretty sensitive to things.

Sensitive enough to go after me for something that was already resolved, too. Loose cannon.

Yeah. Guess being brainwashed does that to you.

Same people who fucked up his arm, I'm guessing?

Yeah.

He's older than you are. Fought in WW2.

By that logic, Arthur is older than me because he was born in the 1860s.

Pretty sure Arthur didn't live a crazy fucking comic book life.

I don't know what that means because I have never read a comic book.

Maybe you'd be more fun if you did.

That may be, but I’M pretty sure it’s bad for you to live in some fantasy world with superheroes and women with giant perky tits.

So those Christmas presents weren't from you?

You already live there, no point in trying to pull you out now, Sailor Moon.

Edited 2021-01-03 02:37 (UTC)

See? You know something.

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